Corey's Hillbilly Crunk Punch

A legendary handwritten punch recipe. Sweet, strong, and dangerously easy to drink.

2026-03-16 · updated 2026-03-17

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Ingredients

Ingredients

  • Southern Comfort
  • Old Grand-Dad (for bite)
  • 1 bottle 7-Up
  • 6 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 6 oz orange juice
  • 2 frozen lemonade concentrate (6 oz cans)
  • Hawaiian Punch
  • ice

Instructions

  1. 1.Fill a large punch bowl or cooler with ice.
  2. 2.Add a generous amount of Southern Comfort.
  3. 3.Add a splash of Old Grand-Dad for bite.
  4. 4.Pour in the 7-Up, fresh lemon juice, orange juice, and frozen lemonade concentrate.
  5. 5.Top off with Hawaiian Punch.
  6. 6.Stir well and serve cold.

Notes

  • Measurements are flexible. This is very much a "pour until it feels right" type recipe.
  • The Old Grand-Dad is important — that's where the bite comes from.
  • Best served cold and preferably not before noon.