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Corey's Hillbilly Crunk Punch

A legendary handwritten punch recipe. Sweet, strong, and dangerously easy to drink.

Published Mar 16, 2026Updated Mar 17, 2026

Prep
10 minutes
Cook
None
Makes
A crowd.
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Ingredients

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. 01Fill a large punch bowl or cooler with ice.
  2. 02Add a generous amount of Southern Comfort.
  3. 03Add a splash of Old Grand-Dad for bite.
  4. 04Pour in the 7-Up, fresh lemon juice, orange juice, and frozen lemonade concentrate.
  5. 05Top off with Hawaiian Punch.
  6. 06Stir well and serve cold.

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Notes

  • Measurements are flexible. This is very much a "pour until it feels right" type recipe.
  • The Old Grand-Dad is important — that's where the bite comes from.
  • Best served cold and preferably not before noon.